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Sunday, October 28, 2018

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UFO Sighting in Chipping Norton, New South Wales on 2018-10-29 11:45:00 - Very scary need new calvins old ones fild with shit


I was out walking my bird, it was abducted and mutilated but dont worry hes all good now and his jeff named his son bobbeth. my mate johnferson fully shit himself when he saw the bloody thing it was like a fuckin planet started raping everything i wish i fcking recorded it, it was fuckin sick. the insect fuckers came out of the cock shaped spaceship and said gday so i offered him a vb but he said nah yeah but in some weird alien language so it sounded like "ayyfuhh yyeee" but i understood what they said cause theyre sick cunts like you know what it mean fckin hell. one of the fucker pulled out his alien cock, it looked like an inside out avacado after you turn it into guacamole but fuck it tasted good. if i gotta take one thing from this event, just remember to feed the fish before you wash the dishes otherwise youll get fuckin abducted by the insect fuckers in the tree, trust me its shithouse you dont want it to happen to you.

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